An Announcement

Longacre. Mr. John and Grundy.Mrs. A.R. (nee Chersterlain) announce
this day, the formal completion of four strips of bacon (streaky), six
sausages (pork), two eggs (soft boiled), two rounds of toast (white) and a
pot of tea (strong).
Heretofore to be referred to as 'breakfast'.
All food gratefully received by their loving children Millie (9),
Thomas (7) and Olivia (5).
Monies accepted by Tesco.

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